This old couple cracked me up. Grandma was doing all the work and her husband stood by her side, complaining the whole time. Of course, I couldn’t understand a single word, but I’ve met enough elderly couples to deduce and transcribe their interactions: 

 

Grandpa: “that’s not how you do it, you have to grill it this way,” (but doesn’t offer to do the actual work himself)
Grandma: “…” (silently does all the work)

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Grandpa: “you turned that sausage too quickly”
Grandma: “…” (keeps her peace)

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Grandpa: “why did you poke that sausage? Its juice...”
Grandma: “if I hear one more word out of your mouth, I am going shove this sausage in your ass right here, right now,” 
 

Grandpa walks away in silence. 

 

All grandmas deserve to live forever.